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Is it just because he appears to get away with it? Is that the attraction?

Picture this if you will. An average evening in the Sheen household (he is currently shacked up with not one but two blonde boobettes).

Could this be the conversation on a slow Tuesday night?

Boobette no.1 drools, ‘Charlie, Candy and I are going to dress up as lollipops later and play ping-pong. Wanna watch?’

Charlie lifts his head from a booze-induced snooze. He says, ‘I’d prefer it if you could dress up as wonder woman and have a pillow fight.’

Boobette replies, ‘No problem daddy-o and just remember I will always be the loser no matter what game we play.’ The she gives him a big kiss and trots off to dig out the girls’ set of matching leotards and capes.

In a recent article one of his boobettes said, ‘we take turns sleeping in the middle.’ One wonders if there are any grown-ups in this relationship?

Yes, it’s fantasy conjecture and no doubt the boys are licking their lips but before anyone gets too carried away I can’t help but wonder how this mess would play out if Charlie were a woman.Let’s say, just for argument sake, that Courtney Cox was married previously, twice. Two different guys; had kids with each but because of various mayhem involving drugs and violence, those marriages ended and the kids were taken from her.