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Then imagine, just to console herself, she picked up two young guys, Calvin Klein model types and moved them into her LA mansion. Imagine she was so tickled with her ménage-a-trois love nest that she merrily tweeted about her all night long fuck fests.

Do you think the media would be kind? Would her fan base grow? Would women support her?

They’d devour her. Every mother’s organisation in America would scathingly slam her outright selfish behaviour and ban her to the back streets of oblivion.

She’d be so hated by the public; the industry would label her outcast, totally unemployable. She’d be forced to disappear under the radar; she’d make a few pornos and eventually OD on crack cocaine.

Once there are children involved, women tend to be totally unforgiving.

Madonna almost got away with her unconventional family set up when she dated DJ Jesus. To make the whole thing respectable she bought him some turntables, jewellery and an island. I think he’s living there now. Alone.

Britney was put under house arrest.

So different standards apply to men and women. There’s no news in that but it still does not explain the god forsaken universal appeal of this bozo.

To use the official Irish term, he’s a blaggard.

But don’t agree with me. Let’s wait a few decades and then hear what his kids have to say.